June 20, 2016
I'm amazed by the disparity between the sense of urgency I feel in the morning as I get the kids ready for school and the sense of urgency they feel during that same time. I run around like a madman, waging an epic battle against the clock. My children, on the other hand, will take time out for a leisurely science experiment: Can you effectively put on your socks by throwing them up in the air and letting them land on the floor next to you? Answer: No. No, you cannot.

By the way: If my head were visible in this comic, you'd see that it was exploding.