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Actual Conversations With My Kids
transcribed by Greg Tulonen
illustrated by Liv Wisely
Archive
1
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Otter & Flapjack: An Introduction
2
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Heroics
3
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Back Matter
4
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Discriminating Palate
5
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Subjective Humor
6
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Shopping List
7
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Rhetorical Question
8
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Career Planning
9
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The Worrier
10
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Psychic Daddy
11
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Parental Advisory
12
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Heads Up
13
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Pwned
14
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Planned Obsolescence
15
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The Captain Kirk Gambit
16
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Conceding the Point
17
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Frenemies
18
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Best-Laid Plans
19
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Daddy's Hilarious
20
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Teachable Moment
21
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Smart-Ass Central
22
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Our Little Ionesco
23
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Socks
24
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Actual Emails
25
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If You See Something, Say Something
26
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Single Source of Truth
27
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Independence Day
28
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Fair (Trade) Question
29
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Language Lesson
30
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All the Way to China
31
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Daddy the Hero
32
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Common Core
33
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True Colors
34
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Oh, the Horrors I Have Seen
35
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(Bad) Words With Friends
36
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Cool Dudes
37
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Mr. Clean
38
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Science Lesson
39
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Lucky Guess
40
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Water, Water, Everywhere
41
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Kids Are Scary
42
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Snappy Answers to…
43
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Flapjack's Soliloquy
44
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Mea Culpa
45
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That's Entertainment
46
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Ipso Facto
47
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Holy Awkwardness, Batman!
48
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Irrefutable Logic
49
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Loophole
50
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Hail Fellow Well Met
51
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Career Opportunity
52
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A Gift for Idiom
53
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Spencer Tunick Photo Shoots Excepted
54
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Top Five
55
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Stealth
56
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Career Advisory
57
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Medical Drama
58
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Feel the Love
59
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Pay It Forward
60
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Special Delivery
61
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Pwned Part 2
62
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Our Little Patrick Henry
63
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Nostalgia
64
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Daddy's Still Hilarious
65
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Self-Evident
66
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Pet Talk
67
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Inflation
68
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Brave New World
69
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Deductive Reasoning
70
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Wait for It
71
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Going Rogue
72
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Our Little Magritte
73
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Technicality
74
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Timing Is Everything
75
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These Are the Moments They'll Treasure
76
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The Sincerest Form of Flattery
77
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Conversational Jujitsu
78
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Explicit Content Warning
79
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Imaginative Play
80
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Contribution
81
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Nomenclature
82
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Brain Teaser
83
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Duh
84
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Utensils
85
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Textual Analysis
86
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When Life Hands You Lemons…
87
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Jingle All the Way
88
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Tween Eye for the Dad Guy
89
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Woke Kids
90
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Spirit of Experimentation
91
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Innocence Lost
92
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Rules of Engagement
93
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Habeas Corpus
94
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Sliding Scale
95
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Spidey Senses Tingling
96
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Terms and Conditions
97
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Greek to Me
98
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Future History
99
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Branding
100
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Quest for Water: An Epic in One Act
101
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Justice Delayed Is Justice Denied
102
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Tracks in the Snow Part 1
103
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Tracks in the Snow Part 2
104
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Tracks in the Snow Part 3
105
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Change of Heart
106
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Forward Thinking
107
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Deconstruction
108
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Holiday Plans
109
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Linguistic Ambiguity
110
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Scatology
111
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Potty Talk
112
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Yielding the Floor
113
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Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey… Stuff
114
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Etymology
115
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Valedictory
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